Here are 2. ( couldnt stop laughing readin this hahahahaa)
'Chat Blue Balls'
The anxiety and suspense involved in staring as you see a friend is typing an instant message or facebook chat message but never seems to complete it. The feeling can last for minutes or even hours. Unfortunately unlike actual blue balls, chat blue balls can not be relieved by jerking off. Person 1: ”What’s with Freddy, he was supposed to come out with us an hour ago?” Person 2: ”He looked pretty pissed, he’s probably suffering from chat blue balls again.” 'Google Harder' A phrase used in response to someone whining about not being able to find something on Google. An expert googler would then show some resemblance of pity and assist by immediately googling for the desired information successfully. Person 1: "Dude, I don’t know what it means to kill two frogs with one dart, and I can’t freakin find the definition on google!" Person 2 : "Google harder you idiot…" Hahahaahahahahahaha... ok.. I'm soooo sleepy, snoozy, slowey, I need my recovery time, Feven's at home, not fair... fine she's being good n tidying up ( YES!) but STILL I miss my bed..... Please can the time just go a little bit quicker.. PUUHLEEEZE!!... Im havin a snooze fest deluxe right now n I'm not sure for how long I can keep this 'Im busy' face up.. I got 21 minutes to go.... (o o o o ) #JustSayin #WantBed #Thatisall | ||
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